The Skittles go missing

One day, in Seattle, Washington, the Seahawks were losing to the 49ers. The score was Sea 6 SF 10. Pete Carroll was holding onto Marshawn Lynch's skittles. He put the pack of skittles down on a nearby bench. A minute later, it was gone. Pete knew he was in trouble. Marshawn's skittles were completely gone.
Pete said, "I need to find these before Marshawn finds out and tackles me and I lose my job!" he started searching frantically. He walked into the locker room and as he passed the white board, he stumbled over a portal. Leading to the portal was a trail of skittles. "I think I should go in there. I might find the skittle thief," Pete said and he jogged into the portal. He started spinning around and around and when he stopped, he realized he wasn't in the locker room anymore.

Things started spinning around and around again and Pete saw 4 things were coming at him. Through the portal came Joe Montana, Tavaris Jackson, Robert Turbin, and Frank Gore. "Huh, why are you here," Pete asked. "We were looking for you," said Robert Turbin.
"Marshawn's skittle have gone missing and I don't want to lose my job. You're going to have to help me," Pete said. "We need to find them before it's too late."

"Too late," said a voice. Everyone turned around to see a strange figure with weird looking zombies wandering near her. "I am the Football Eater and I hate football," said the Football Eater. "If you want your skittle back, you have to beat me at a football game."

"We accept your challenge," Pete said. While everyone prepared for the game, Pete noticed the skittle were unguarded under an oak tree. He decided he should go for it. He grabbed them and put them in his back pack before the Football Eater returned. Five minutes later the Football Eater returned with her crew.

Everyone gets their players on the field and the game starts. The Football Eater punts the ball to the other team. The other team caught the ball and started running and didn't stop until they were through the portal. They knew the Football Eater would try and follow them to get the skittles back so they searched for a way to close the portal.

Pete accidentally bumped into some coffee and it spilled on the portal. It closed!! Pete ran as fast as he could to Marshawn with the skittles. Marshawn made a touch down and the Seahawks won.

But it wasn't over. Far away, in the employee lunch room, a man was reading a newspaper. He looked up and saw a swirly thing. "I'm going to get my revenge on Pete Carroll wa ha ha ha ha ha!" shouted the Football Eater.